Published: 20:35 GMT, 13 April 2013 | Updated: 22:46 GMT, 14 April 2013
If Barbie was a real woman she'd be forced to walk on all fours and would be physically incapable of lifting her over-sized head - perhaps a far cry from what the designers of Mattel envisioned.
A disturbing chart that converts the doll's body scale into a real-life human being's reveals the outrageous proportions that transforms her into something out of a Sci-Fi movie.
Starting from the top down, Barbie's head would be two inches larger than the average American woman's while resting on a neck
twice as long and six inches thinner.
From these measurements she'd be entirely incapable of lifting her head.
Mutant: The above picture shows how if Barbie's physical measurements were given to a real woman she'd only have room for half a liver and a few inches of intestine in her body, but room for a bigger brain
Like her fragile 3.5 inch wrists, her 6-inch ankles would prevent her from heavy lifting. Then, as far as holding up her entire body - despite so much of it missing - it'd be an entirely impossible feat requiring her to walk on all fours.